I always imagine that songs translated from their original language into English sounds a lot like C-3PO telling the story of the destruction of the Death Star to the Ewoks.
Not a relationship relationships are fucking confusing like do you want me to continue asking you what you’re up to or can we just skip to the part where you just invite me over so I can fuck you
Like goddamnit
Last night was definitely an exercise in I FUCKING CALLED IT
Hannibal is the prettiest fucking show ever and if it gets cancelled I will be most displeased.
More Elvira pic spam
Not bad for three bucks and an hour.








