Nothing Spectacular

I always imagine that songs translated from their original language into English sounds a lot like C-3PO telling the story of the destruction of the Death Star to the Ewoks.

Because I’m bored… The ink template for another makeup project. Meet Chemical Alice.

Because I’m bored… The ink template for another makeup project. Meet Chemical Alice.

Mermaid makeup design…. All colored

Mermaid makeup design…. All colored

Not a relationship relationships are fucking confusing like do you want me to continue asking you what you’re up to or can we just skip to the part where you just invite me over so I can fuck you
Like goddamnit

The summer projects begin! First up: mermaid madness. Starting the sculpt tomorrow, hopefully will have the wig stuff and teeth in next week….we’ll see how this ends up!

The summer projects begin! First up: mermaid madness. Starting the sculpt tomorrow, hopefully will have the wig stuff and teeth in next week….we’ll see how this ends up!

Buffy tattoo? Buffy tattoo.

Buffy tattoo? Buffy tattoo.

In progress tattoo design…. Anyone wanna guess the theme?

In progress tattoo design…. Anyone wanna guess the theme?

Last night was definitely an exercise in I FUCKING CALLED IT

Hannibal is the prettiest fucking show ever and if it gets cancelled I will be most displeased.

More Elvira pic spam

We’re helllllllllllllpingggggg

We’re helllllllllllllpingggggg

Not bad for three bucks and an hour.

Step three : powder and blend…

Step three : powder and blend…

Step two— rubber mask grease detailing

Step two— rubber mask grease detailing

Now we play a game of “can I make three dollar rubber ears look good”. This is the base coat….( a latex mask paint)

Now we play a game of “can I make three dollar rubber ears look good”. This is the base coat….( a latex mask paint)